Promoter Application

-- Personality --
Username in JoKaCraft: SirDatz
Male/Female: Male

-- Geograpic --
Country: Ireland
Timezone: Est 500000

-- Information --
Have you read the requirements for this group?: Nope
Do you meet those requirements?: Probally Not
Have you read group rules located on the rank system topic? No I dont have time.
Have you donated? If no, will you donate?: No and Yes
Do you know basic English?: If I didnt how would I understand this application?
How long have you been on the server?: Idk a few weeks maybe.
How many hours a week can you be on the server?: 5 PER DAY
What is the link for your YouTube video about the server?: www.youtube.com/whosdatz

-- Being a promoter --
Will you help anyone that needs your help?: If I'm in a good mood
Will you promote those guests that have applied on the forum?: If I like them I most certainly will.
Why should we pick you as a promoter over the others?: Because I'm not the hero this server needs.. I'm the one it deserves.
What can you offer us as a promoter of JoKaCraft?: A handjob, and a Blowjob for $5.99

-- Extra --
Comments? Want to tell us more?
Yes I have a penis.

Denied, Don't meet requirements

This is just pathetic.